Who Does Obama Want to Help?????

Who do YOU want to help? Who does Obama want to help? Are they the same
people? If I had to guess, I'd say the answer is NOT EVEN CLOSE.
A Letter to all Employees of XYZ Company

As of November 5, 2008, IF President Obama is officially elected into
office, our company will instill a few new policies which are in keeping
with his new and inspiring philosophy of change and fairness:

1. All salespeople will be pooling their sales commissions into a common
pool that will be divided equally between all of you. This will serve to
give those of you who are underachieving, a "fair shake."

2. All hourly employees will be pooling their wages, including overtime,
into a common pool, dividing it equally amongst yourselves. This will help
those who are "too busy for overtime" to reap the rewards from those
who have more spare time and can work extra hours.

3. All distributors in our MLM division will be pooling their
commissions, bonuses and incentives into a common pool, dividing it fairly
and equally among all. Thus, those who have greater motivation to build
their business will be contributing more equally to those who've been
waiting for someone to build their business for them.

4. All top management will now be referred to as "the government."
We will not participate in this "pooling" experience because the law doesn't
apply to us.

5. The "government" will give eloquent speeches to all employees every
week, encouraging its workers to continue to work hard "for the good of
all."

6. The employees will be thrilled with these new policies because it's
"good to spread the wealth.." Those of you who have underachieved will
finally get an opportunity; those of you who have worked hard and had
success will feel more "patriotic."

7. The last few people who were hired should clean out their desks. Don't
feel bad though, because President Obama will give you free healthcare, free
handouts, free oil for heating your home, free food stamps, and he'll let
you stay in your home for as long as you want even if you can't pay your
mortgage. If you appeal directly to our democratic congress, you might even
get a free flat screen TV and a coupon for free haircuts (shouldn't all
Americans be entitled to nice looking hair?) !!!

And I am now on my way to vote and then off to the hospital to sit vigil and God Bless me and all of you in all things great and small!!!!