I AM A BAD AMERICAN!!!!

The following was forwarded to me by a guy from my church that should really be a stand-up comedian instead he has chosen to simply be a stand-up guy. Thank you Steve Edwards for my blog of the day with some minimal alterations!

I AM A BAD AMERICAN ...YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN!

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American, I believe in God!
I ride Harley-Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal government functionary, be it Democrat or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American!

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything, So, Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want. My heroes are Harriet Tubman, Maggie Thatcher, Everett McKinley Dirksen, Ronald Reagan, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G Davidson that makes Awesome Harley-Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich, I wish I were one of them. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is a fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA and we like it the way it is! If you were born here and don't like it you’re free to move to any Socialist country that will have you.

I want to know in which churches the Reverend Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton preach, where they get their money, and why they are part of the problem and are not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

Also, I think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of your color. And, I don't mind having my face on my drivers’ license. I think it's good..And I'm proud that, if I had any, 'God' is written on my money!

If you are too stupid to know how a ballot works I don’t think, I want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I believe anyone wanting to be president of the United States should put his/her hand over his/her heart and say the pledge of allegiance and should not have any reservations about wearing American flag pins. Can I get an AMEN on that?

I dislike people standing at intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause of the day. Get a Job and do your part! I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it just takes two parents.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what lawyers think. I believe the American flag should be the only country's flag allowed to wave in AMERICA! If all this makes me a BAD American, then you got it, I'm a BAD American very grateful and proud that I LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!