AT THIS POINT A LITTLE OBAMA LEVITY COULDN'T HURT

If you remember or watch any of the Columbo series re-runs you should enjoy the following piece forwarded to me. Ever since last Thursday my head has been spinning and now it aches. Soooo tomorrow I will comment on this latest charade and again remind you to run not walk to the net or the book store and buy my book...The Chipping Away of America.. you will learn how we got into the financial mess we are in today. Read and you will learn how you can help to stop The Chipping Away of America.

Columbo.....

!Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir....
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um. I. know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is important and . . . ah . . . I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?

See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.

Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow! I saw something like that in a museum once! Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track.

So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or somethin'. Ever been to Coney Island? No? I didn't think so. . . Well, listen, anyways, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up.

These things seem to either be "locked" or "not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or somethin’, so if you could you tell me where these things are? I have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was rainin’ out. I'll just read it to you. Could you help me please find these things, sir?

• Your Occidental College records

• Your Columbia College records

• Your Columbia Thesis paper

• Your Harvard College records

• Your Selective Service Registration

• Your medical records

• Your Illinois State Senate records

• Your Illinois State Senate schedule

• Your Law practice client list

• A Certified Copy of your original Birth certificate

• Your embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth

• Your Harvard Law Review articles that were published

• Your University of Chicago scholarly articles

• Your Record of baptism

Oh hey . . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I'll be back tomorrow. Ga night sir!